Khloe Kardashian Needs to Apologize for Stealing Kim's Ass

Here are a couple of photos of Khloe and Kim Kardashian from the NBCUniversal Cable Upfronts last night, and you are probably not even reading these words because you are too captivated by the awesome power of Khloe's gigantic ass. Seriously, where did she get that thing? Because it looks even bigger than Kim's ass, which surely we all can agree seems physically impossible. So what's the deal?

Khloe has been hitting the gym a whole lot in the past several months, but unless her gym happens to have a wizard tower where a wizened old sorcerer casts his magic, that seems somewhat improbable. Khloe could have used some sort of butt padding in there for this event, enough so that her backside literally casts a shadow behind her, but I don't know, that doesn't seem very likely either. Really, the most logical explanation is that she swooped in on Kim like a thief in the night, somehow transplanting a portion of Kim's legendary ass onto her own self. Yes, friends, that is truly the only explanation. Take off your thinking caps, because this mystery has been solved. lol